A man, a cat and a dog
got stuck in a treacherous piece of bog.
There, they found a log
on top of which the cat began to jog
The man began to fret
while the dog began to sweat.
the cat did not fear
until the log cried "Oh dear!"
This DID NOT help the man
and the dog desperately needed to use the can.
the cat thought this was weird
and tugged at the man's beard
the man jumped out of his state
and that was the end of his fate
the dog could bear it no longer
and now he felt pangs of hunger
the log said "If you answer my doubt,
I shall surely get you out"
At that point the dog jumped about
"I'll answer anything you want!" he began to shout.
The cat was amazed
and the log was dazed
'cos they both thought that the dog was dumb
for since the begining he was sucking his thumb.
"Here it is", the log said
"Where o where can i find myself a bed?"
The cat replied "Ha ha! this is easy",
but actually he was starting to feel really queasy
Both the cat and the dogstared at each other
through gritted teeth the dog said "what's the answer brother?"
"I'll tell you the answer", the cat said,
"You can sleep right here on the dog's head"
Both the cat and the dog began to smile
as they watched the dog run a mile
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